Perfect Table Plan 4 Winners!

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Polka Dot Bride is proud to announce the winners of the Perfect Table Plan competition

Entrants had to complete the following sentence:

“My bright idea of sitting Uncle Arthur next to mum’s eldest sister, who is a spinster, at the wedding, was on reflection a bad idea. It all started when…..”

The winners are

Lulu

“My bright idea of sitting Uncle Arthur next to mum’s eldest sister, who is a spinster, at the wedding, was on reflection a bad idea. It all started when… Uncle Arthur showed up dressed to impress but when my mum`s eldest sister started to sneeze we soon realized what was wrong. She was allergic to fake hair and dust…and Uncle Arthur was wearing a toupee circa 1980.”

Ingrid

“My bright idea of sitting Uncle Arthur next to mum’s eldest sister, who is a spinster, at the wedding, was on reflection a bad idea. It all started when Uncle Arthur commented on the quality of the lamb rack. My slightly deaf eldest Aunt thought he was making a pass(she did choose to wear her rather low cut leopard skin number) slapped poor Uncle Arthur fair across the face, sending his false teeth into Aunt Eileen’s champers…”

Jojo

“My bright idea of sitting Uncle Arthur next to mums eldest sister, who is a spinster, at the wedding, was on reflection a bad idea. It all started when…
…Arthur finished his third bottle of wine and thought it would be a great idea to passionately kiss Aunt Matilda. Before their lips could meet, she jumped away terrified, knocking over the waiter walking in with our wedding cake. Aunt Matilda’s cake covered face will forever haunt my dreams.”

Congratulations to all the winners and stay tuned to Polka Dot Bride for more fantastic competitions!

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